Saturday, August 1, 2009

this may be petty, but i find it freaking hilarious.

1. 2-Seam Fastball. Will cut down-and away. The typical strikeout pitch.
2. Power-T position before the throw. Generates hip drive for max. velocity.
3. Eyes on the target.
4. Pitching hand cocked back so batter can’t see ball during delivery.
5. Business slacks. He ain’there to play, hesgonnabreak the catchers hand.

ASSESMENT
Strike three –batter looking. Fastball looked inside coming towards plate then broke away on the inside corner.
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1. Palm ball. Comes in slow and doesn't move.
2. No Power-T. Right hand hanging down towards dirt.
3. Eyes and mouth show fear that a batter will actually be in there to knock it 603 feet..
4. Pitching hand open so batter can see ball during delivery.
5. Blue jeans? When they asked him to throw out the first pitch he wrote a speech.

ASSESMENT

This ball will be hit so far it will need a flight attendant.
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Click on the photo to see full sized.

(photos and text from an e-mail from my dad)

2 comments:

Taumi said...

Wow, Obama is so skinny and really doesn't look athletic at all here. I know he plays basketball though.

Vanessa said...

OH my gosh, I laughed (and am still laughing) so hard! Ahahahahahahaha!!!