Monday, October 27, 2008

So, I think I tried to kill myself this weekend. I started it off by dousing my hand in hydrochloric acid before reading the bottle that said "Poison!" and "Causes severe burns that may not hurt immediately". So I proceed to run my painfree hands under water for 15 minutes, periodically rubbing stuff on them that I think might help, all while I'm freaking out about how much I will miss my hand after it burns away. And wondering when I actually should be feeling pain?


Then, yesterday while watching the game (go cowboys!) I reinact a commercial for my dad which involves me spazzing out. This immediately results in a bit of a headache. By that night I had a significant headache on the entire right side of my head with any movement, causing my ever-active imagination to think that I have bruised my brain and will probably die in my sleep from a hemorrhage. Well, I survived the night, and only made it through a Monday at work by taking multiple Advil's. And now I am lying here, in pain. But at least I have a burnless hand!

2 comments:

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Taumi said...

Ah, you rattles your brain a little too much in your spazzing?

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